BEHRE
HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i
like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean..
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher
studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a
person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies
yaar...
25
saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi
hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khidki
se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste
pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball
to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol
hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri
umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum
yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella
Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS
kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi
ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke
life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint
jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion
free rehe huggies jaise!
God
ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje
main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe
bheja!
kuch
tu baat he aap mai,
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu
baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
bole
to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight
he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal
mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
Haqeeqat
karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta haiBy
Shoaib
zindagi
mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har
manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena
sikha deta. By Luck Kumar
ya
dil pyar ke qabil na raha
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar
ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi
deedar ke kabil na raha!By
shehran ayub
kal
ho na ho..
kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.
HUM
AAP KO KABHI KHONEY
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA
CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD
MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE By
muazam
Log
apna banake chod dete hai.
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
Aey
chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar"
nazar aata hai
Zindagi
May Hamesha Naye
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
Phool
bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
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