naha lana chahiye.
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Tumhe kutta katega.
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...

Torch Theek hai
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Free SMS ki scheme me!
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

Shukriya Bhai Jan
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI
Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

Us se milna hi nahin dil main
Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain
Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain By Javed Iqbal

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...By Santosh

Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon
Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. By Nazia

dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam
iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono
iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl

 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo
 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay
hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye... By Dream Girl

tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay By Dream Girl

dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani
dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo BY ALA

tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai
tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 loveBY ALA

yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha..
yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha...
Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha...By Qaay

Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi
Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.By Ali

mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka By warraich

Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Koshish hai gam chopane ki
Mere ahbaab samajte hai
Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300

Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din
Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. By Neel

Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga
Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay By JinBaba

sher;Phir na jane kon duao
sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. By shaheryar

zindagi main sada muskurate
zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.By Rajja

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa
Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.By Shubo

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba
kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad. By Raj Boparai

meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.......for RAJ from Jass