jaan tum se
jaan tum se achi to teri yaadein hain...jo hum se sharmate to nahin...miss you sweethart!!!

All Day All Night Mujhko
My Dear -----------, all day all night mujhko yaad sataye tumhari. Yun to socha tha maine rehne to brahmchari umar saari par jab se maine dehka tumko socha bekar hai vichar be rehne ka brahmachari kyunki all day all night mujhko yaad sataye tumhari. FROM VINID SAINI

boy 2 girl
boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan me
kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa
kuch namkeen sa
kuch meetha sa
kaho,,,,,,,,
girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,HALWA PURI,,,

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay

Dil ki Halat batana nahi aata …
Kisi ko aisey Tarpana nahi aata ….
Sunna chahte hain ek baar Aawaz aap ki …
Magar baat karne ka Bahana nahi aata !!

DOSTI KARO TO
DOSTI KARO TO AISE KARO
KI BHULA NA SAKE KOI
DUSMANI KARO LEKIN USSE MAT KARO
KI JISE PAGAL NA HO JAYE KOI

Lady Teacher to Students
Lady Teacher to students:- "Sach" or " Veham" mein kiya farq hai?
Students:- aap jo hum ko parha rahi hain na ye "Sach" hai lakin---- hum parh rahay hain ye app ka "Veham" hai

Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi jo humne usko mari thi
Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi jo humne usko mari thi -- Woh joti bohaat bhari thi jo usne humko mari thi
Hum tu muft mein pit gaye Galib--- humein tu ankhoon ki bemaari thi

A boy on date with girl in BMW car
A boy on date with girl in BMW car.. Boy:- jaan ji mein nay app se aik baat chhupai hai, "im already married" Girl:- OH My God tum nay tu mujhe dara he diya, "mein samiji ye BMW car tumhari nahin hai :

Dosti
Ye dost tere zindgi k din kabhi kam na ho. Gam k badlo se teri aankhe nam na ho. zindi ki har khushi mile aapko chae
us zindgi k saathi hum na ho.

Sawal
Puchte hain wo humse k bata hume apni chahat ka naam , K tumhi batao k tum ko tumhara hum kya bataein naam .

khusi aapke liya gum hamare liye
khusi aapke liya gum hamare liye,zindegi aapke liye maut mere liye,muskurat aapke liye ansu mere liye,subkuch aapke liye aur aap hamare liye.

Tum nam ki baat karte ho
Tum naam ki baat karte ho,
Log chehara tak bhool jate he,
Tum Samundar ki baat karte ho,
Log aankhon mein bhi doob jate hai

Tayyar raho
Aray saray bhai loge tayyar ho jao, apun ka sms aa raha hai.
Nazima

Dil ke darvaje par
Dil ke darvaje par dastak ho rahi hai,aaj phir ek yaad dil ko sata rahi hai,dil ki gehraiyon mein najar mar ke dekh ,aaj phir teri yaad dil ko sata rahi hai.

har sans se tera izhar karte hain,Har khwab mein tera deedar karte hain,mohtaj hi to hain hum tere,jo har pal tere paas waqt hone ka intajar karte hain

aankhon ke ishare
Aankhon ke ishare woh samajh nahin pate,hoton se hum kuchh keh nahin pate,apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahen ,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin pate.

zindagi mein
Zindagi mein aapke apne kam nahin,door reh kar bhoolne wale hum nahin,baat ya mulakat na ho aapse to kya hua,aapki yaad kisi mulakat se kam nahin.

Apki Dosti
Aapki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai, Tmam umar ye asra hi kafi hai, Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kat SMS bhej do, Khushi k vaste yeh silsila hi kafi hai....

CHAL AB LUDAKJA
Itni raat gaye apun tere ko RamDev Katha sunanekeliye sms to nahi karega! Bas yaad aarahithi aur Goodnight keheneka tha
CHAL AB LUDAKZA

Maama you met my jaana
Maamaa
you are my rama
and this is not a drama
like the TV show khana khazana
coz. you liked my jaana
who is from a good gharana
moreover he enjoys guitar bajana
and coz. you said him ghar aana

Dosti
Aye dost faramoush tera housh kahain hai haddiyain to rahgaee tera gosh kahain hai.

Shuhagrat ke baad
Shuhagrat ke baad pati ne apni patni se poocha ki kal raat tumhe kaisa laga, patni boli -5%sharm aai,5% dard hua, 10% maja aaya aur 80% purani yaaden taza ho gai..

muhabat jeet hoti hai magar................,,,
muhabat jeet hoti hai
marar yeh haar jati hai
kabhi dil sooz lamhon say
kabhi bay kaar rasmon say
kabhi takder walaon say
kabhi majboor kasmon say
mohabat jeet hoti hai
magar yeh haar jati hai
kabhi yeh phool jaisi hai
kabhi yeh dhool jaisi hai
kabhi yeh cand jaisi hai
kabhi yeh dhoop jaisi hai
kabhi masroor karti hai
kabhi yeh rog dayti hai
kisi ka chain banti hai
kisi ko rool dayti hai
kabhi lay paar jati hai
kabhi yeh maar jati hai
han
mohabat jeet hoti hai
magar yeh haar jati hai
(mohabat)

dil jee
Tamam umar tuje zindgi ka pyar mile
Khuda kare khushi tujko bar bar mile
rahian phool tari rahon main
qadam qadam pay tujae mosme bahar mele

Kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota..
“_
Kash tu Main .. Aur Main tu hota..
Tu Mujhko dhoondti.. Main tujhko sochta
Tu Mujhko chahti Main tujhko khojta
kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota..
Sab khushiyan teri Aur Tera har Ghum Mera hota
Kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota ..
Meri har cheez per Haq sirf tera hota
Tery har Zakham ka Main Marham hota
Kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota..
Bus!!!!!!!!! Main Tera !!
Aur tu sirf Mera he Naseeb hota..
Kaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhh
Kuch aisa’ tou zroor hota _’’
(tnvir)

ghar se baher
ghar se baher wo nikab may nikli Sari gali un ki fikar may nikli Inkar karti the wo humari mohabat se Or humari hi tasver un ki kitab se nikli

UMAR
Naya Ek Hukam Suna Dijiye
Qanoon-E-Mohabbat Laga Dijiye
Jo Na Kary Mohabbat ......
Mohabbat Hi Uss Ko Saza Dijiye _’’